Obituary of Nitro Redkoles

"On the misty morning of February 3, 2022, Nitro Redkoles left his mortal body in our hands, so that he could complete his journey across the fateful Rainbow Bridge. At 11 years old, he is survived by his devastated parents, Michael and Angela, as well as his older siblings, Michael Jr. and Stacey. If either sibling were mentioned to Nitro, he would excitedly and faithfully wait for them by the door. Being able to enjoy visits with them meant so much to himb.

Nitro was a self-taught connessioure of the best fruits and vegetables that his home Garden State had to offer him, whether it were raspberries and blueberries plucked all by himbself, or baby sprigs of asparagus nipped down by him at dirt level. He knew what was good in life. Nitro enjoyed chasing geese and other natural intruders out of his yard. He was a collector of soft stuffed animals with which to cuddle with, along with a collection of soft squeaky toys that himbs was very proud of.

Fresh snow was himb's super-favorite thing, and he was able to enjoy one last, good, fluffy snow during his last days spent with his adoring family. He was an ardent protector and overseer of his dad, and was always on duty, without ever being asked to be.

Nitro, our Good Boi, We Love You. Rest easy buddy - we'll take it from here."